20071028

women on the power at the movies

O Y desafiou-me:

1 - Gone With The Wind
Um clássico, o que mais me marcou. Palavras para quê?



2 - The Hours
Uma ternura. Rebentou-me com o coração...



3 - Death Proof
I'am a bitch, motherfucker!



P.S. As mulheres são um bicho muito complexo.
Bitheway, não me responsabilizo por eventuais traumas que possa causar em pessoas mais sensiveis.

20071026

@ the movies

O Y desafiou-me a fazer um post em que apresentaria três filmes que relacionaria com um tema à minha escolha. O tema que eu escolhi? Vocês que adivinhem... se calhar não vai ser fácil sem ajudas, por isso leiam nas entrelinhas da minha explicação.

1. Eyes Wide Shut

Pela primeira vez acreditei que a Sra. Kidman era mesmo uma grande actriz, e muito graças à cena de diálogo com Tom Cruise no quarto do casal.


2. American Beauty

A menina com quem andava (!) na altura em que fui ver este filme chorou na parte do saco de plástico voador. Estava mocada. Acabei com ela pouco tempo depois, como é que ela se atrevia a ser mais sensível do que eu?...



3. Clerks

O primeiro filme de Kevin Smith, e provavelmente a primeira comédia que vi que me fez perceber que não eram precisas piadas a la "American Pie" para uma comédia resultar. Bitheway, Jay & Silent Bob rule!

20071024

20071023

Random fucks.

So I'm no angel and I did do it a few times.
And the great thing about having spent some time abroad is that you get to have the freedom to post it on a blog and the other guy will never know you did it, 'cause you'll never see him again. And if you know me, I really don't care what you think of me 'cause at least I'm being straight forward about it. Shit, I've been lied quite a few times by you portuguese fucks that said oh yeah I'm so totally into relationships and relationships only, but then you go and find out that your relationships don't really need to have a name included on the curricula.
Hell, sometimes they don't even have to have a body attached to the dick.

There was this one time I was at a club with a friend drinking vodka redbull's and so I got really drunk and so I got really needy and as things happen when you get needy there's always someone just as needy as you.

So we kind of met (well if meeting doesn't really imply changing names and uninterresting trivia but really means dancing, approaching and kissing violently) and we kind of went to my place and we kind of fucked.
A couple of times.

And as the time was going by the alcohol was vanishing and when we were "done" the redbull was still pumping on my veins so, contrary to the usual way things go, I didn't feel like sleeping.

So I started the fucking conversation. Which sometimes is a fucking mistake.

"So how bout them Yankees" probably wouldn't do it, so after a proper introduction (I do believe we exchanged names, though I can't for the sake of it remember what it was) I put on some music.

I asked him what he liked to listen to.
He said he didn't listen to much music.
Ok.
So... hum..
TV? Movies?
He said he didn't see movies or watch TV.

By this time I was thinking, ok, he's making fun of me, right?
So I asked him. "What are you, making fun of me?"
"Well, no... You see, where I grew up I didn't get to watch TV or see any movies, so I never really got used to it..."
"You're kidding, right?..."
"No, I'm serious... I grew up in an Amish community so we were very strict and traditional"

"Fuck. I fucked an Amish guy. I really am in America."

So we didn't have much in common. We tried to sleep.

Which he did. Fast. And he kind of snored which kind of irritated me. And at 7.30 am I kind of made up this meeting I had to attend at 8.30, woke him up and said "hum, g'bye, so 'twas nice and all, see ya around.

Yeah, i felt kind of slutty.

But shit. I fucked an Amish. How many of you can say that? LOL

PS: Don't know who are the Amish? Google it. Or see "Witness" with Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillies.

And NO, he didn't have the hair and the beard. He was actually pretty cute. If he wasn't so not my type of brain.

20071022

A ver desenhos animados destes...

... como é que um gajo não dá em paneleiro?

O panda Tao Taaaaaao
O doce Tao Taaaaao


São mil aventuras entre os animais!
Fabulosas fábulas que nos fazem sonhar!



Hm. Se calhar porque também existiam estes...

DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!
(defenders...)



Eu era sempre o Mandrake quando brincava com os meus amigos aos defensores da terra.

Era o que vestia melhor.



Estes últimos já eram um bocado mais suspeitos.
Primeiro são gatos. Tipo GATOS. Os melhores amigos queer.
Depois as meninas também têm bigodes e os meninos usam lycra.
Hm. Suspeito.

(E já repararam como a espada do Lion-O cresce conforme ele vai gemendo o seu "Thunder"?... Hum...)

20071020

And even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

I shall fear no evil for I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley.

Jarhead, 2005

Nonsense.

Morgana diz:
És servido do meu jantar?
M0rg4n diz:
ta bem, envia zipado
Morgana diz:
vais desejar sobremesa?
M0rg4n diz:
essa manda por mail q assim fica guardado e n arrefece
Morgana diz:
ok, envio tb o café?
M0rg4n diz:
claro q nao, duh... líquidos fodem o computador todo

20071017

...black eyed...

...
Borderlining schizo
And guaranteed to cause a fuss
...
Borderline bipolar
Forever biting on your nuts
I was never grateful
That's why I spend my days alone
...
Borderlining schizo
And guaranteed to cause a fuss
...
I'm forever black-eyed
A product of a broken home
...

20071005

Just be a man.


I think I can
I think I can
I'm big enough
To be a man

Fuck the world
Because I can
I'm everything
Be a man

Take off your dress
Your masterplan
Do/Give anything
Just be a man

Oh rape us all
Just cause you can
Oh give it up
Just be a man

20071001

constatação

o meu gaydar veio com defeito de fabrico, tem dias em que não funciona, ou então funciona mal...